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10 - The funniest Jalop : Rowan Atkinson
9 - The scariest Jalop : Vladimir Putin
8 - The creator of the the constitution, AKA the Manifesto of Awesomeness : Raymond Wert
7 - The white house correspondent Jalop : Joseph Biden
6 - The tabloid celebrity Jalop : Kimberly West
5 - The funniest American Jalop : Conan O’Brien
4 - The most dedicated Jalop :Raphael Orlove
3 - The fastest Jalop : Billiam Caswell
2 - The inventor of the word “Jalopnik” - Michael Spinelli
1 - The Mother of all Jalops, Mr. Murilee Martin
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Jerry Seinfeld?
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As what, the richest Jalop ?
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Wow, hard to tell that’s really judge Phil
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Honorary mentions:
-Jay Leno
-Jerry Seinfeld
-Adam Carolla
-Joe Rogan
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Yep, the ravishing Ms. Martin is the Jalopingest Jalop that ever Jaloped even if she doesn’t write for Jalopnik any more.
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She haven’t wrote for like 10 years.
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Kim is more famous.... unfortunately
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The funniest Jewish Jalop.
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I’ll take on Putin to be the scariest jalop.
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Honorary member... Wile E. Coyote...
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Jay Leno?
Bill Gates has some sort of fancy Porsche (can’t remember which one). Not sure if that really counts, though.